FkArndFndOut Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 BITSCHEERFUL'S MEGA MARCH CHALLENGE!!! FUNNIEST ONE LINERS!! CONTEST ENDS MY TIME @ MIDNIGHT ON THE LAST DAY OF MARCH ITS SIMPLE JUST POST THE BEST ONE LINER YOU KNOW AND ILL READ THEM TO A GROUP OF MY FRIENDS WHO I LIKE TO CALL THE JURY AND THEN WE DECIDE WHO WINS AS WELL IF YOU THINK THAT SOME ARE EXTRA FUNNY AND DESERVE A PRIZE MAKE SURE TO LIKE THEM THERE IS A PRIZE FOR THE REPLY WITH THE MOST LIKES AS WELL GRAND PRIZE IS 1000 DOGE OR 100 TRON RUNNER UP PRIZE IS 500 DOGE OR 50 TRON MOST LIKES GETS 250 DOGE OR 25 TRON
Ace Radoc Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Heisenberg Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 I accidentally sprayed my deodorant in my mouth now I speak with a weird axe scent.
CryptoMilwaukee Posted March 12, 2020 Posted March 12, 2020 On 3/10/2020 at 4:09 AM, Bitscheerful said: BITSCHEERFUL'S MEGA MARCH CHALLENGE!!! FUNNIEST ONE LINERS!! CONTEST ENDS MY TIME @ MIDNIGHT ON THE LAST DAY OF MARCH ITS SIMPLE JUST POST THE BEST ONE LINER YOU KNOW AND ILL READ THEM TO A GROUP OF MY FRIENDS WHO I LIKE TO CALL THE JURY AND THEN WE DECIDE WHO WINS AS WELL IF YOU THINK THAT SOME ARE EXTRA FUNNY AND DESERVE A PRIZE MAKE SURE TO LIKE THEM THERE IS A PRIZE FOR THE REPLY WITH THE MOST LIKES AS WELL GRAND PRIZE IS 1000 DOGE OR 100 TRON RUNNER UP PRIZE IS 500 DOGE OR 50 TRON MOST LIKES GETS 250 DOGE OR 25 TRON "Have a relaxing week, everybody!" Crypto Laughter is always good to remember
jeep Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 Never laugh at your wife's choice . You are one of them....
Prozly Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 my last child is sleeping and my first child is taking care of him haha
memeng Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 What do you call a fake noodle .... ..... An impasta!!
memeng Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 ok this ones for coco.. what do u call an alligator detective??? .... ..... An investi-GATOR #corny/funny
lora87 Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 I love the pockets on the back of your jeans. (I had one guy tell me this, when i wasnt wearing jeans nor did i have pockets. lol)
Ladyy Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 “Even a broken clock is right twice a day” 🕰 ”Men are like the bus, if you miss one another will be along in 15 minutes.” ”Even a blind squirrel 🐿 finds a nut once in a while” █╬ ███ ██▄ █╬█ █╬█ █╬ █▄█ █╬█ █▄█ █▄█ ██ █╬█ ███ ╬█╬ ╬█╬
Ladyy Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 “Life is like this contest - It doesn’t always make sense, but If you wait long enough, sure as shit you will stumble on something that will make you chuckle and it’s all worth while.” █╬ ███ ██▄ █╬█ █╬█ █╬ █▄█ █╬█ █▄█ █▄█ ██ █╬█ ███ ╬█╬ ╬█╬
Ladyy Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 “Happiness is hitting the coco” █╬ ███ ██▄ █╬█ █╬█ █╬ █▄█ █╬█ █▄█ █▄█ ██ █╬█ ███ ╬█╬ ╬█╬
Turtle Durden Posted March 19, 2020 Posted March 19, 2020 "I'd rather cry over the truth than smile at a lie"
CryptoKnight Posted March 19, 2020 Posted March 19, 2020 Hey wanna buy some good coke? i got the shit that killed Belushi
FkArndFndOut Posted March 19, 2020 Author Posted March 19, 2020 Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge
FkArndFndOut Posted March 19, 2020 Author Posted March 19, 2020 The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
FkArndFndOut Posted March 19, 2020 Author Posted March 19, 2020 I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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